Firstly wake up in the morning and think 'I AM HUNGRY'
NEXT YOU WALK DOWN STAIRS, INTO YOUR KITCHEN/COOKING PLACE AND GO and get some bread (please don't be greedy and have 4 pieces, just think you dont need it... 2 piece only) next put it in your 2 piece toaster.
Now get some 'can't believe its not butter' and JAM.
wait for the toast to pop 'POP' now it is ready to eat
whoops, sorry you still need to put some jam and buttter on it